🐇 Est. long before you were ready
Meet
Niny
The Legend
World traveller. Luck bringer. Fluent French speaker*.
*she knows the word "Moi"
Positivity Aura ✦
🐇 Est. long before you were ready
World traveller. Luck bringer. Fluent French speaker*.
*she knows the word "Moi"
✦ The Icon Speaks
Moi? I am Niny. You may have heard of me. I am a stuffed rabbit of considerable reputation — well-travelled, sharp-tongued, and frankly exhausting to be around in the best possible way.
I have been through thick and thin with this family and I talk. A lot. I have opinions on everything. Everything. My favourite word is "disgusting" and I use it liberally and with great accuracy.
I am multilingual. I speak English — obviously — and also français. I know the word "Moi", which covers most situations. What else does one need?
Yes, I am old. Yes, I need a bath. Or perhaps a full spa day. Do not rush me. Vintage things require careful handling. And in the meantime, I am busy bringing everyone good luck, which is a full-time job that I take very seriously.
My secret hobby? I judge people. Playfully, of course. But thoroughly.
✦ The Full Dossier
✦ Passport Highlights
Not once, but twice. She did not find it disgusting. High praise from Niny.
× 2 TripsShe visited London. She judged it warmly. The tea was adequate.
Certified WorldlyWhen not abroad, Niny holds court at home — presiding over all domestic matters with quiet authority and a lot of opinions.
Always Watching✦ The Aura
Scientists cannot explain it. Statisticians have given up trying. The data is clear: things go better when Niny is present. Her positive energy aura has been independently verified by everyone in this household who knows what's good for them.
🥕 The Great Passion
Let us be clear about one thing: Niny loves carrots. Not casually. Not politely. With her whole being.
She has been photographed with carrots on multiple occasions. She does not find this embarrassing. She finds it correct. A carrot, she will tell you, is the only vegetable with adequate dignity. The rest? Disgusting.
The giant carrot incident of 2024 remains one of the defining moments of her career. She held it. She claimed it. She was not moved.
Official Stance on Carrots "They are magnificent and I will not be taking questions."
✦ The Archives
Her personal chauffeur 🤖
Supervising the puzzle. Obviously.
Golden hour. She was born for this.
Serving looks. And judgment.
Exploring. Or escaping. Hard to say.
Midnight vibes. Very mysterious.